December 2011
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things i want (to happen) this 2012:
summer trip to seoul / tokyo / singapore
sleepover in my bestfriend’s house
a kickass high school night
a camera from someone anyone
win in a writing contest
witness a meteor shower
fall in love with the right guy
basically i just want good great amazing things to happen
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Yeah okay this would be my new year's resolution:
(or “goals for the new year”, “list of things to change this 2012” or whatever the heck you want to call it)
sleep earlier (by earlier I mean before 10)
use the computer less
finish books (DAMN IT FAITH YOU ENDED 2011 WITH TWO BOOKS UNFINISHED HOW DARE YOUUU!!!!1)
learn how to budget my allowance
use the laptop charger properly
eat healthier stuff
text more (lulz...
We were meant to lose people we love. How else would we know how important they...
– The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
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“I would like to be friends with this person” I say as I continue to not talk to them but instead like every single one of their posts.
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walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
attractive person: hi
me: who put you up to this
Cute boy/girl walks by me
Me:
*the one that got away by katy perry plays in background*
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Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
In third grade: Learn cursive you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
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Person: you're ugly
Me: okay
Person: you're stupid
Me: okay
Person: you're fat
Me: okay
Person: your music taste sucks
Me: bitch do you want to die
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Fuck being a teenager. Fuck loving the people that...
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If I ever meet any of member of DBSK:
Them: Hi.
Me: HOLY FUCK WHY ARE YOU SUCH A STUPID FLAWLESS SLUT I HATE YOU BUT YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOD WHY SWEET BABY JESUS PLEASE LET ME HAVE YOUR CHILDREN ALL I WANT IS TO BANG YOU YOU LOOK SO PERFECT I JUST WANT YOU INSIDE OF ME PLEASE OH LORD WHY MUST YOU BE SO BEAUTIFUL UNNNFF I FUCKING HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOVE ME OH MY GOD GO AWAY YOU WHORE NEVER COME BACK OH MY GOD NO DON'T LEAVE I WOULD DIE WITHOUT YOU PLEASE MAKE SWEET LOVE TO ME AMD FATHER ALL MY CHILDREN AND MARRY ME AND WE WILL BE TOGETHER FOR EVER OKAY THANK YOU MY BABY.
Them: Um, security?
awkwardly in an elevator with 8 strangers
strangers:
me:
strangers:
me:
strangers:
me: i bet you're wondering why i've gathered you all here today, hello
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You don't get over it, you get used to it.
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things i do this christmas break:
wake up
eat
watch tv
eat
go online
pretend i’m okay
eat
shower
eat
sleep